MIDWEST WEIRD

AN AUDIO LITERARY MAGAZINE

DONZERLY LIGHT
by Heath Smith

Space Aliens!

Do you remember being a kid and a teacher or a trusted adult or youth pastor that was probably not legally allowed to be within 500 feet...

Manifesting Spin-offs

The TV landscape in America has really evolved over the years. I don’t mean the kind of evolution that is denied by people who believe...

Partying with the Streamers

I recently experienced a phenomenon from days gone by. A blast from the past, if you will. A nostalgic interlude. What happened was, a...

They Work Hard for the Money

Before the internet was littered with influencers, us plebes had to rely on celebrities to know where to shop and what to buy. You didn’t...

The Best Pairs to Pair

Since this is my fifth column for Midwest Weird, I’m going to spend it talking about the number two. Five ain’t nothing but two point...

Counting Down Cowboys

I don’t find cowboys particularly fascinating, but I do find society’s fascination with them compelling. First of all, I think it’s...

The Cuntocity of Cereal Mascots

A couple of months ago, my husband and I attended a high school graduation reception, which in my opinion, are weird. It’s not weird that...

The Augusts of Life

August has a weird vibe. It’s still summer, but by now it’s been summer so long...

Weird Ghosts in Pop Culture

As a weird person from the Midwest, I feel I am deeply qualified to write a column for a publication called Midwest Weird . It’s like my...

DONZERLY LIGHT

Donzerly Light comes from Heath Smith. He's the co-host of Fuzzy Memories, the podcast that celebrates the good, the rad and the fugly of the 80s and 90s. He was once asked by a cast member of MTV’s Road Rules if he was from Puerto Rico. In his free time, he enjoys Mariah Carey a normal and healthy amount. For a good time, follow him on Instagram.

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